Review of 'The Secret Garden'

Really terrible 'steampunk' version of the children's classic, with ghastly dialogue and awful acting. Some nice costumes and sets, but even those don't really represent a consistent look. Sometimes I wish for an "art director's cut" of a film, which would be a sort of extended trailer of about 15-20 minutes, so that you could have all the fun of the look without having to engage with the dreariness of the plot or the dialogue; but 15 minutes of this would be much too long. Avoid at all costs.

Watched on Amazon Prime.